America's Next Top Monster

Ghouls and Ghosts may I present to you our contestants.





Draculaura

Clawdeen Wolf

 Cleo de Nile

Lagoona Blue


Ghoulia Yelps

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Rumor Run Wild.

Cleo mistakenly overhears that Clawdeen is after the Monster High Scream Queen crown. Of course, she's royally ticked off! Can you say scary sabotage?

The Good, the Bat and the Fabulous.

Draculaura hasn't learned the oldest vampire trick in the book -- turning into a bat. Find out how a freaky-fun twist of fate helps her save major face!

Relax, It's Saturday!

Frankie was walking to school. As she was walking she walked right passed Clawdeen. "Hey, Frankie!" shouted Clawdeen. "Hi Clawdeen!" said Frankie as she stopped walking.  Clawdeen walked up to Frankie. "Where are you going?" Clawdeen asked. "I'm going to school." said Frankie. "Ha! Good one Frankie." Clawdeen chuckled. Frankie starred at Clawdeen. "Oh, Your serious." said Clawdeen as she looked embarrassed. "Why did you laugh about that?" Frankie asked. "Because, It's a Saturday." said Clawdeen. "Yes, I know that." said Frankie. "Look, Frankie, on Saturdays and Sundays everyone gets a day off school." said Clawdeen. "Why didn't anyone tell me that?" said Frankie. "I don't know? Didn't your parents tell you?" Clawdeen asked. "No." said Frankie. "Oh. Well I'm going to show you how to chill." said Clawdeen. "Chill?" Frankie asked with a confused face. "It means....Uh..... Like reassess. Only for two days." said Clawdeen. "Ahh." said Frankie as she nodded her head.




Later at Draculaura's house......



Clawdeen and Frankie walked up Draculaura's porch. Clawdeen rang the door bell. Dracula opened the door. "Hello. Can I help you?" said Dracula. "Hi, Were here to see Draculaura." said Clawdeen. "Draculaura! There is some people here to see you!" Dracula shouted. "Coming!" Draculaura shouted as she was running down the stairs. "Come in." said Draculaura. Frankie and Clawdeen walked in the house. "Wow! Your house is huge!" said Frankie. "Yeah. Its part of being a vampire." said Draculaura. "So, how can I help you?" Draculaura asked. "We need to show Frankie to relax." said Clawdeen. "Ok." said Draculaura. "Follow me." said Draculaura as she ran up the stairs. Frankie and Clawdeen followed Draculaura up the stairs and into her bedroom. "So, who should I start with?" Draculaura asked. "You can start with Frankie." said Clawdeen. "Yay!" Draculaura shouted as she jumped up and down. "Now, sit in this chair." said Frankie. "I will rub your face with my hands." said Draculaura. "Ok." said Frankie. "Now, close your eyes." said Draculaura as she was rubbing Frankie's face. "That feels nice." said Frankie. "I will put some cream on your face." said Draculaura. But just then, Draculaura picked up some super sticky glue instead of the face cream! "Here you go."said Draculaura as she rubbed the sticky glue on Frankie's face. "My hands are stuck." said Draculaura as she tried to get her hands off of Frankie's face. "Why is your hands stuck to my face!?" Frankie panicked. "That's because Draculaura put super sticky glue on your face." said Clawdeen as she picked up the bottle. "Get it off!" Frankie shouted. "Im trying!" Draculaura shouted. Draculaura finally got her hand out but ripped Frankie's face off. "MY FACE!!!!" Frankie shouted. "Ahhh!" Draculaura shouted as she flung Frankie's face out the window. "You just flung Frankie's face out the window!" Clawdeen shouted. "I'm sorry! It was just so gross!" said Draculaura. "Get my face back." said Frankie. "Alright!" said Draculaura. "I will get it." said Clawdeen. Clawdeen jumped out the window to go get Frankie's face. Clawdeen grabbed Frankie's face and jumped back in the window. "Here." said Clawdeen while handing Draulaura Frankie's face.

Later.....

"Well your face is back to normal." said Draculaura. "Yeah." said Frankie. "So, shall we continue?" Draculaura asked. "No!" Frankie shouted.


                                                      The End

Monster Clips

Attention!!!

ATTENTION! Everybody! There with be no posts till December. My family and I, are going out on a vacation for a week. That is all.

Shock and Awesome.

The ghouls are shocked when they find out Frankie's never seen a movie. Their mission to electrify her with a special screening sparks a major surprise!

NEW MONSTER HIGH FURNITURE!

I don't know when there coming out. Sorry!

Mad Science Fair.

Cleo takes credit for Ghoulia's killer project and crowns herself queen of the mad science fair. Find out how Ghoulia gets the last ghastly laugh!

Monster Mash.

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Personalize funny videos and birthday eCards at JibJab!

Freakout Friday!

It's Friday the 13th & October 31st–the worst bad-luck day ever! The ghouls are freaking out. Will Ghoulia's plan create more chaos or save the day?

New Ghoul in School.

Monster High Dawn Of The Dance.

Monster High is taking over Nickelodeon! Watch there new special coming up on Halloween! The show starts at 12:00 PM! Please watch Nickelodeon.

What do you think about this creeparific blog?

What do you think about this creeparific blog? Please comment below.

Our New Adition.

My sister Evelyn got the new Monster High doll, that's not even in stores yet. we looked on online and saw Gholia Yelps and Holt Hyde. Evelyn got this doll from us. We complaint about Evelyn's doll Frankie Stien, legs fell off. Then yesterday after we got the doll his legs fell off! I really hate Mattel. They are to cheap. There design needs to go back to the drawing board. We looked up online and saw the Holt Hyde and Gholia Yelps were in stores. But not in Amsterdam, its in Saratoga Springs and in Clifton park. We found the Holt Hyde doll at Clifton park. But there was no Gholia Yelps. just Holt Hyde. I hope this one does not fall apart.

A Very Vamperific Movie. By Heather, Noah, and Autumn Wilson. made in 2007.

Fearleading Squad. by Noah Wilson.

Noah Wilson has won, in my contest. there is one more winner left. to look for the contest, go on my first blog. A Place Where You Laugh. enjoy!

"Alright ghouls, this is my fearleading squad. Most of you might not survive the cut. There is no room in my squad for dead weight." said Cleo. Frankie's hand fell off and jumped on Cleo's head. "Not again." said Frankie while trying to grab her hand. Cleo looked up slowly and saw the hand. "EEEEEP!!! GET IT OFF!!!!" Cleo screamed. "Stop squirming." Frankie said while trying to get her hand. "Got it!" Frankie shouted while attaching her hand back on her arm. "Keep your body parts to yourself." Cleo said while brushing her legs. "Wow Cleo, I've never saw you that scared before." Clawdeen said as she laughed.  "Are you calling me a chicken?" Cleo said with a angry face.  "Well yeah, for someone who's afraid of the dark." said Clawdeen in a sassy tone. "Uh oh." said Draculaura. "Bring it!" Cleo shouted with anger. "GRRRRR!" Clawdeen growled with anger. "STOP!" Lagoona and Draculaura shouted. "Uh, are we practicing or what?" Frankie asked. "Oh....well.....yes." Cleo said while pushing Clawdeen back. "Now on to our practice. "Frankie! you and Clawdeen are going to carry this bed with me on it." said Cleo. "And  Draculaura, you and Lagoona are going to feed me and fan me." said Cleo. "But what does this have to do with..." "Silence!" Cleo said as she interrupted Draculaura. 


Later......

"Your so heavy!" Clawdeen shouted. "Silence!" Cleo shouted. "Slave!" Cleo shouted  "Yes, princess de Nile?" asked Lagoona. "Fan me." Cleo asked. "Yes, princess de Nile." said Lagoona. "Vamp!" Cleo shouted. "Yes, princess de Nile?" Draculaura asked. "Bring me another plate of purple grapes and feed them to me." said Cleo. "Yes, princess de Nile." said Draculaura. "Now on to our next routine." said Cleo. "This has nothing to do with fearleading!" shouted Frankie. "Whatever." "This is my fearleading squad." said Cleo.

   

Later....



"You will carry all these bags around the gym. these bags are 20,000 pounds. I want you to run around the court three times in one minute." said Cleo. "That's impossible!" said Lagoona. "I don't care!" shouted Cleo.  "Now, run!" Cleo shouted. "This is impossible!" shouted Draculaura while dragging the bag. "Faster! I want to see you sweat!" Cleo shouted while looking at her nails.


Later....

"At least we finished." said Clawdeen. "I have a plan." said Frankie.  "Lay it on us." asked Lagoona.  "Ok, how about we tell the Mistress about what Cleo did to us then she will get in trouble and then coach Igor will pick a new fearlaeding captain and we will vote for Clawdeen until Cleo gets out of detention." said Frankie. "I like it." said Clawdeen. "Go Frankie!" Draculaura cheered.

Later.....

"Cleo, meet me in my office now!" shouted the Mistress. "What did I do?" Cleo asked. "Oh, I think you know." said the Mistress. "Now, I counted the votes who should be the new fearleading captain for today. And it is.....Frankie stien!" Coach Igor shouted. "I thought you were going to vote for Clawdeen." said Frankie. "We thought it over and we think you should be the captain." said Clawdeen with a smile. "You guys are the best!" Frankie said hugging her friends. "Go Frankie!" cheered the girls while lifting Frankie up.

Truth or Scare!

"Hahahaha!" The girls laughed as they threw pillows at each other. "Alright that was slumber party activity number one." said Clawdeen holding a sketch pad. "Clawd what are you talking about?" Draculaura asked while fixing her hair. "I searched 16 slumber party websites, and found some scary cool activity's." Clawdeen said while spreading her arms out. "Cool!"shouted Draculaura, Frankie, and Lagoona.  "Now the next activity is truth or dare." said Clawdeen. "Ok." said Draculaura while setting up a pillow to sit on. "Ok youngest goes first. "I guess I go first sense im 5 days old." Frankie said with a smile. "Hmmm? Clawdeen, truth or dare?" Frankie asked. "Hmmm? Dare!" Clawdeen shouted. "What is the most embarrassing thing that ever happened to you?" Frankie asked. "Let me see..... Oh! Remember the time when I was dancing for that dance off at  Moonlight Dance Committee?" Clawdeen asked as they flashed back. As they flashed back it was October / 15 / 2000. Clawdeen was the finalist in the competition. she got on the ground was spinning on her back. while she was spinning she heard a rip. and when she got up to look she saw a rip in her pants. now everyone saw her underwear. "Hahahaha" the girls laughed while they stopped the flash back. "My turn! Draculaura shouted. "Lagoona truth or dare?" Draculaura asked. "Dare!" Lagoona shouted. "I dare you to...... ask Deuce for a big kiss!" Draculaura said with a devious face. "No way! Cleo would kill me if I kiss him!" Lagoona shouted with a nervous face. "I guess your going to have to do a truth." Draculaura said. "Fine!" Lagoona said while walking out the door.

Later at the Casket ball court.......


Lagoona walked over to Deuce. "Deuce, CAN YOU GIVE ME A GREAT BIG!..... casket ball?" Lagoona asked.


Later at Draculaura's house.....


Lagoona slam shut the door. "So?" Clawdeen asked. "I did it." Lagoona lied. "Sweet!" shouted Draculaura, Frankie, and Clawdeen. "Not sweet. I chickened out." Lagoona said with a frown. "LAGOONA!" the girls yelled while throwing pillows and Lagoona. "My turn." said Clawdeen. "Frankie, truth or dare?" Clawdeen asked. "Dare." said Frankie. Clawdeen whispered in Frankie's ear. Frankie's ear fell off when Clawdeen told her. "No!" Frankie shouted while putting her ear back on. "Come on Frankie answerer the bet." Draculaura asked. "Ok." Frankie said. "Frankie walked out the door. "MY NAME IS FRANKIE! AND I HAVE A CRUSH ON HOLT HYDE!!!" Frankie shouted. Cleo walked up to Frankie. "Wow Frankie, I cant believe you just said that." Cleo said with a fake smile. "May i come in?" Cleo asked with a smile. "Fine!" Frankie said with a frown. "Oh, here comes the walking bandage." said Clawdeen. "Why are you all here?" Cleo asked. "Were playing truth or dare." said Frankie. "Oooh I love this game." said Cleo.  "That's because you always want to know about us so you can tell everyone at school." said Lagoona. "That's exactly why I love the game." said Cleo. "Your mean." said Draculaura. "Thank you." Cleo said sarcastic. "So it's probably my turn." said Cleo. "Yes it is." said Lagoona. " truth or dare?" Cleo asked. "Truth." said the girls. "What is the most embarrassing things that ever happened to you guys?" Cleo said with a devious face. "NO!" the girls shouted. "I guess your all going have to do dare." Cleo said with a evil smile. Cleo handed out a hat with little cards. Draculaura took a card out of the hat. she read the letter. "Take a picture of the headless mistress with a scary bad rash!" Draculaura shouted. "Ewww!!!!" shouted the girls. Lagoona took a car out of the hat. "Drive Deuce's motorcycle!? are you kidding me?! Deuce would lick his tires before he'd let me drive it!" Lagoona shouted. Clawdeen took a card out of the hat. "Teach Gholia to dance?! This game bites." Clawdeen mound. Frankie took out a card. "Take 3 eyed Mindy out to an adventure?!" Frankie shouted. "You better do them." Cleo said with a smile.

Later at the Maul.....



Lagoona was walking while holding 6 shopping bags and talking on the phone with Draculaura. "I have 8 scary cool outfits and I cant believe this is the first time i will get grease in my hair." Lagoona said while talking on the phone. "Oh yeah? I found this cream at the prank store. Guaranteed to make the reddest rash ever! and I found a camera with 15 wats." Draculaura said while talking on the phone with Lagoona. "This is the last time I'll do anything horrible!" Lagoona said talking on the phone with Lagoona. "Gotta go!" Draculaura said while turning off her phone.


Later at Clawdeen's bedroom.....




"Gholia, follow my lead." Clawdeen said as she danced. Gholia danced like Clawdeen but just then Gholia danced her way to the couch. "Watch out!" Clawdeen shouted as Gholia hit the couch and flipped over. "Are you ok?" Clawdeen asked. "Uhhhhhh." said Gholia attaching her arm back on. "You never danced before?" Clawdeen asked. "Uhhhh. (Translation: Nope.)" said Gholia. "Wow." Clawdeen said with a surprised face.



Later at Duece's house.......


Lagoona walked in the garage and saw Deuce. "Hey Duece." said Lagoona pulling out a piece of  paper. "Hey." said Duece. "Cool bike." said Lagoona. "Yeah, she's a real beauty." said Deuce. "What's in your hand?" Deuce asked pointing at a piece of paper that Lagoona's holding. "Oh, this is my sheet of 50 reasons why you should let me ride your bike." said Lagoona while looking at the piece of paper. "Look I don't think this is a good idea." said Deuce. "Reason number one." said Lagoona while reading the piece of paper. "Oh brother." Deuce said putting his hand on his head.


Later at Monster High......


Frankie was sitting on bench reading a book but just then three eyed Mindy walked up. "Hi Frankie." said Mindy. "Hi Mindy." Frankie said while closing her book. "So Cleo like told me you did a dare that I should do a adventure with you." said Mindy while looking at her nails. "That's right." said Frankie. "Oh I thought like she was kidding." said Mindy. "Nope." said Frankie. "Well then, hop in my car. We can talk about our adventure." Mindy said while turning the key for her

car. Frankie got in the car a zoomed. Mindy and Frankie were going high speed. Up to 70 mph. "So how about that jumping off the plane thing." said Mindy while not looking were she's going. "No skydiving. LOOK OUT!" Frankie screamed. Mindy did a hard turn and then crashed into a poll. "Look!" Frankie shouted while pointing at a billboard. "Let's go there." said Frankie while fixing her hair.






Later at Clawdeen's bedroom.......



"Ok Gholia, you know how to to the patty cake right?" Clawdeen asked. "Uhh. (Translation: Yeah.)" said Gholia. "Alright then." said Clawdeen. "Patty cake patty cake! bakers man! bake me a cake as fast as you can!" Clawdeen sang. Draculaura walked in and stared at them like there idiots. Clawdeen turned around and saw Draculaura staring at them. "I just came here for a camera. And you can get back to whatever you were just doing." Draculaura said while taking a camera. And Draculaura left.



Later at Monster High......



"Hello Mistress." said Draculaura pulling out a jar out of her bag. "What do you have there?" the Headless Mistress asked. "This is a gift for you." said Draculaura. Draculaura handed the jar to the Mistress. and Draculaura left. "Mother of heads! This is supposed to make your skin beautiful and look more scary. I've been waiting for this." the Mistress said while walking out of her office. the Mistress walked in the Ghoulsroom. Draculaura was hiding behind the Ghoulsroom doors. The Mistress oped the jar and rubbed it on her skin. "Hmm? it's not working. Maybe I have to rub harder." said the Mistress while rubbing more cream on. "Ow! Ow!" the Mistress said and stopped rubbing. she looked at the mirror. "Mother of heads! My skin! I must be allergic." said the Mistress. Draculaura peeked the camera out and took the picture. the camera made a bright flash. "What was that?" the Mistress said while turning around to look around. "The flash! I forgot to turn it off!" Draculaura whispered. "Who's in there? I demand to show yourself!" the Mistress shouted. Draculaura ran out the door with the camera. "You!" the Mistress shouted. "Come back here with that camera!" the Mistress shouted. As Draculaura ran she took more pictures. "Ahhh!" the Mistress screamed as Draculaura took the pictures.



Later at Deuce's house.......


"Reason number 49." said Lagoona. "I don't think this is a good idea." said Deuce. "Not true." said Lagoona.
"Look I can get on the bike and I can make the sound of it to. Vrooom vroom!" Lagoona said. but just the Lagoona accidentally turned on the engine. "Ahhhh!" Lagoona screamed.   "Turn off the engine!" Deuce shouted.  "I cant! I don't know how!!!" Lagoona shouted. "Turn the key!!!" shouted Deuce. "SAVE ME!!!!!" Lagoona screamed. Deuce turned the engine off. "OH, THANK YOU!!!" Lagoona shouted. "Lagoona the engine's off! you can stop yelling!" Deuce shouted. "WHAT?!" shouted Lagoona. "Here let me help you off." said Deuce while helping Lagoona off the bike. "Oh, Deuce!" Lagoona said holding her arms out for a hug. "Oh. I thought I lost you forever!" Deuce said hugging his bike.


Later at Clawdeen's room.




Lagoona, Clawdeen, and Draculaura met at Clawdeen's house. "Where's Frankie?" Clawdeen asked. "Probably still doing her adventure with Mindy." said Draculaura. "How did your dare go?" Clawdeen asked. "Not good. I tripped and broke the camera." said Draculaura. "Hey guys, look at this." Lagoona said pointing at the SV. (TV) the news was on the SV and the news man said, Two girls were screaming in terror at a cliff top. Luckily the gouls were saved. "Poor Frankie." said Clawdeen. "Lets go to her house." said Lagoona.


Later at Frankie's house......


"Oh Draculaura, I thought I was never going to get off that cliff top." said Frankie. "Well. your safe now." said Draculaura. Clawdeen and Lagoona walked in. Clawdeen had her hand on her back. "Clawdeen, what happend?" Frankie asked. "I had to teach Gholia how to dance that's what." said Clawdeen. Cleo walked in the room. "You disobeyed me." said Cleo. "We did what you told us to do." said Lagoona. "Cool you got that special cream. It's perfect for scare queen." said Cleo while rubbing the cream on. "So, do I look beautiful?" Cleo asked. "Think again." Draculaura said with a smile. Cleo looked in the mirror. "Ahh! My skin is red!!!!" Cleo said while running away. "Hahahaha!" the girls laughed.  This post is brought to you by, Bratz. The girls with the passion for fashion. and Youtube.

Home Review's. By Noah Wilson.

                                                                    Cleo + Deuce = Love!

                                                  Wow! That is one big waterfall.

                                          Deuce's room. Includes two tailed rat, booklet,
                                           green chair, doll stand, green book, (bed.) Disney's 
                                            Aladdin book, How to train your dragon, Gronkle toy,
                                              Batman monster truck, denim blanket, pet bed, and
                                               a skate board.

                                           Lagoona's room, Includes a waterfall ceiling, (Blue blanket.)
                                            ,doll stand, bed, ( Pink case.) and a Disney Ariel
                                             book with booklet.

                                           Clawdeen's room. Includes a red book, (bed.)
                                            Purple chair, Purple pillow, (head band.) 
                                             doll stand, Disney's 101 dalmatian book,
                                             booklet, Icarly blue dog toy, (seat.) pet cat,
                                             and a bike. 

                                           Draculaura's room. Includes a pink carpet, doll stand,
                                            book, (bed.) pink blanket, booklet, Disney's Cinderella book,
                                            Pink pillow, (head band.) Pink chair, and a chair pillow.
   

                                           Cleo's room. Includes a book, (bed.) Golden sequent
                                            scarf, (Bandage wrap.) doll stand, Disney's snow white
                                            book, booklet, pet snake, and a dresser.

                                                               We hoped you liked this tour. 


                                                                We will make more places soon!

My Monster High Makeup and Hair Skills.

Hello Autumn here! I have a drawing sketch pad and I'm going to show you my pictures of the Monster High characters.

Now here's Lagoona Blue in doll form.






Now here's Lagoona Blue in picture form.







I have Lagoona (in doll form) on a stand. Then I look at her face carefully.Lagoon has freckles on top of lighter blue skin. So how i did the freckles is I draw a light blue on her face lightly then I look at how her freckles are painted on. So I get a darker blue and then I looked at Lagoona's face carefully.  Then I draw the freckles on her face how there supposed to be. And there you go. So here's a drawing tip. (Tip 1,  Look at the dolls face carefully.)

Here's Clawdeen in doll form.

Now here's Clawdeen in picture form.






(Tip 2, Always do the accessories first.)





Here's Draculaura in doll form.

Here's Draculaura in picture form.








(Tip 3, make sure you have the makeup just right.)

Here's Cleo de Nile in doll form.

Here's Cleo de Nile in picture form.










(Tip 4, make sure you copy the clothes from the doll.)

That's it. Make sure you follow my tips.

                                                                      ZOMBIES!!!

Deuce Gorgon's journal.

July 1: Another day of doing exactly what I wanted to do...I can hardly wait for school to start...how many times would I need to write that line before I started to believe it?

July 15: It rained today which totally wrecked my plans to try out my new skate deck. I sat on the porch turning flie's into pebbles until mom yelled that they were putting dents in the deck...wish this rain could hurry up and stop.

July 16: Dude- I love mom's killer greek food but that's ALL she ever cooks. I wanted to make this scary good Ghoulash recipe I found but mom said it wasn't "A proper meal for a growing boy". Mom rocks and all but sometimes she acts like im still 10 years old or something. This is the Ghoulash recipe.

2 pound Growled beef

1 small Onion, guillotined

1/2 mean shell pepper; drawn and quartered

1 jar monsternara sauce

8 ounces Uncrooked elbows macaroni

1/2 cup Water

1 tablespoon Grrrrrrrlic salt

1/2 teaspoon Black Plague pepper

1 cup Shredded Muenster cheese

     

July 18: Went to the park to try and find a pickup game of casketball but there was nobody on the courts except some lame human kid. I was gonna slide out of there but he asked if I wanted to play some one by one. I figured it wouldn't take long to make him look like a statue out there but I was wrong. He had a scary good jump shot and even crossed me over a couple of times. I had just started playing really hard when my glasses got knoked off and broke. Now I have to figure out a way to get back home without stoning somone but dude just took off his shades and handed them over to me. He said to keep them until I got home and he'd get them later. he told me his name is Jackson Jekyll. He said he wants a rematch. I told him any time, any place. Not a bad guy....for a human.

August 18: Perseus ate all of mom's fetid cheese this morning. It's not his fault he's a rat and cheese is like his favorite thing. Mom threatened to turn him into a paper weight if he is so much as sniffed the kitchen so I kept him out of her sight for the rest of the day.

August 19: Went to the maul today cause mom dropped some cash on me for school clothes and I wanted to see if I could find some new kicks that didn't  look like something a human would wear. No luck. I WAS digging this cookbook I found at this kitchen store until Clawdeen Wolf walked by and said something stupid I was totally going to stone her but Clawd walked up and so I didn't. I'm not afraid of any monster but he's on the team and I didn't  want to start any trouble with him.

August 23: Took Cleo de Nile out tonight. I was like five minuts late and she spent the first part of the date treating me like a statue. I guess It's all part of dating royalty which is cool but dating royalty is also stone cold exspensive. I was hoping she'd want to hang out and order a screechzza but she chose prime rib instead and there went the money I was saving for those wicked new shades I wanted. I thought the food was killer but she ended up sending her meal back like a hundred times. I felt bad for the waiter and chief especially since that's what I'd like to do one day. I didn't say much after we left so she probobly thought I was mad at her

August 25: So I've been trying to talk mom into letting me get my driver's license but she's totally not being cooperative like...at all. Every time I bring it up she crosses her arms and her hair getts all hissy. then I get the lecture about how when she was my age she didn't have a car and got along just fine. one time I made a big mistake of telling her that nobody had a car when she was my age because they weren't invented yet. dude. not a good idea. she said, "we didn't have skatebords either!" and I had to walk everythere I went for the next two weeks. I think she may be coming around through, cause now she waits until after listening to my reasons for wanting my license to tell me to go clean my room. Well one thing's for certain, I may not be getting a license or a car any time soon but I will definetly not be riding on the school hearse this year no way no how.

that's my diary if you tell anyone about my diary, you will spend the rest of your life as a lawn ornament.

Draculaura's diary.

July 4: Another great day to be alive...okay technically it's a great day to be undead but it's still a great day and I'm going to enjoy it.

July 15: It rained today which means I didn't have to wear so much sunscreen when I went out for a walk. It's also nice for my garden. Mmmm fresh tomatos, carrots and lettuce. Count Fabulous loves it too-not the vegetables but all the bugs they attract, it's like a bug buffet for a bat.

July 21: Father "suprised" me by buying my school clothes this year. I love my father but you'd think after 1,599 years he'd realise there's more to fashion than whalebone correts and black velvetlined hooded capes. At least he left the tags on everything this year so I can return it all for somthing splashed with a little color. I reeeaaallly hope he didn't bite the clerks this time. That's sooo gross and enbarrasssing.

July 26: We got new human neighbors today which I thought was a little bit strange cause my father is kind of intimidating to humans... and  monsters too acturally, but it doesn't seem to bother Mrs. Yekyll, and her son is Jackson Yekyll who is my age...well, I mean technically he's really not but we're going to be in the same class. When he gets moved in I'm going to give him a the entire lowdown on Monster High.

August 7: I took a casketberry pie over to the Jekyll's today as a haunted house warming gift and Jackson aswered the door. Wow! he is scary cute and really sweet. I got bats in my stomach and ghost bumps just standing there talking to him. I don't know what it is but there's something a little mysterious about him...I like it!

August 15: Clawdeen Wolf came over yesterday. We were supposted to be going through my closets to collect some of my out of date fashions and give them away to Ghoul Will. It also gave me a chance to give some of them away to Clawdeen. She has a big family and I have almost 1600 years of clothing-it would be selfish of me not to share with my best friend. Clawdeen has a lot of pride though and so I had to combine the two. After we pulled out a bunch  we cranked the music started trying outfits. We had such a good time that it woke father up. What a grump! Anyway, I can't chain mail was ever in my style. It's so 15th Century. Of course Clawdeen looked fabulous in it.

August 17: Jackson came over tonight to return my pie plate. Father got to the door before I could and totally went all Fransylvania on him. "Good evening. Vat can I do for you?" I was like "Oh No!" but then Jackson asked if he could use a hammer cause he needed to drive a steak at somthing. It frustrated my dad so much I think he turned into a shade of white. Then Jackson said "Gotcha!" and my dad regained his composure, barely. "Draculaura-you have a visitor!" Later on I heard father muttering about Jackson being more than he appears to be. I don't know about that but he is sweet, funny, cute and not afraid of my father! Perfect!

August 23: I went to the maul with Clawdeen Wolf today to exchange some of the new school clothes father got me. We met Mrs. Stien and her daughter Frankie Stien while we were there. Frankie is going to be to be in our class at Monster High and her mother was taking her back to school shopping. Mrs. Stien is really really sweet but her fashion sense is well...not really current. Anyway, we were able to rescue Frankie for a couple of hours and show her the best of what is in this century's fashions had to offer. We had a great time and Frankie Stein is definetly built for fashion. I think Clawdeen might have even been a little jealous. I also suggusted stat Frankie should try out for fearleading squad! She was really excited about that and I think we're all going to be great friends.

August 24: Cleo de Nile was unhappy with me because I had to miss fearleading practice this morning. But Count Fabulous got another mothball and I had to take him to the vet. I scolded him for being such a pig but he looked so miserable I couldn't be mad at him for long. If he's not going to be a vegetarian then he should at least stick to eating something smaller like gnats or mosquitoes.

August 25: So my sweet 1600 birthday is coming up soon which I'm really looking forward to but It also means something I am not looking forward to and that is having "The Talk" with my father. We do this every year around my birthday and it usually bums me out for at least a couple of days. "The Talk" goes like this, "Draculaura I have been extremely tolerant of your keeping daytime hours, your friendship with mangy werewolves and your insistance on being happy. But I believe it is imperative that you return your roots and give up this ridiculous idea that a vampire  can be a vegetarian. It is unnatural, un-monster like and I think it is time you return to what you once were." Then he stands there with is arms crossed looking very serious. I used to get mad and tell him that it was my life and I could choose to live in however I wanted to, which caused an even bigger fight, but then I started just giving him a kiss on the cheek and a big hug which totally disarms him and he doesen't bring it up for another year. My father is the most scary cool monster ever and I know it's hard on him, but being my own monster makes me happy and I'm never going back to the way I used to be.

August 29: Jackson Jekyll asked if I wanted to go for a walk with him today which was totally creeperrific until he asked me to bite him! I thought that he was just kidding but he was totally serious. When I asked him why, he said it was because he didn't want to be the only human in Monster High and that if he were a vampire he would fit in and we could hang out. He was so sweet about it but I told him why I became a vegetarian and how that meant I couldn't possibly bite him. I could tell he was dissapointed but I told him just because he's a human didn't mean he wouldn't fit in or that we couldn't hang out. That seemed to make him feel a little better but I don't think that he's giving up on the idea of me biting him.

September 1: I just finished working on a newsletter for "V.A.M.P." which stands for Vampires Advocating Meatless Protien. I put in some recipes, a short story and some poetry. I think It's a great organization although I'm the only member so far. I even gave a copy to father who circled some spelling errors and gave it back to me. Well, at least he read it close enough to find mistakes!

September 5: Clawdeen Wolf 's family always has an end of the summer boo-b-que and they always invite me even though, in the past, our families haven't always gotton along sense Clawdeen and I are like best monster friends forever I always get invited. Of course they are all like total carnivores so I usually bring my own food. At least they don't tease me...to much... about the tofu dogs and veggieburgers I bring them. This year I invited Jackson Jekyll to go with me and I think he had a good time although Clawdeen has a really big family and they are pretty rowdy when they're all together.

September 6: As much fun I had at the cook out yesterday, it was still a sign that summer is ending and school is about to start. I mean I don't dislike school and I love seeing all my friends everyday but there's nothing like summer and the freedome of just being able to do whatever I want whenever I wan't to.

That was volume one thousand five hundred and ninety-nine...and three quarters.

Freedom Fight.

Lagoona try's to save three eyed frogs.

Bad Scare Day.

Frankie accidentally puts her bolts on backwards.

Copy Canine.

Clawdeen does a test without studying.

Substitute creature.

A mean substitute creature forces Deuce to take off his sunglasses.

Blue Lagoona.

Lagoona falls in love with a guy named Gill.

Cyrano De Ghoulia.

Ghoulia Yelps has a crush on a zombie named Slow-Moe. Can the girls help her get a date?

Photo Finish

The girls run away from getting there picture taken.

Clawditions.

Clawdeen and Cleo fight over a act. Will Clawdeen or Cleo get the act?

A Bad Zituation.

Frankie gets a zit. Is it the end of the world?

Monster High. A Makeup Problem.

Clawdeen was in her kitchen making her a salad but just then, someone was knocking on the door. "It's open!" Clawdeen shouted, while putting her dressing on her salad. "Hey!" Lagoona shouted, holding a makeup kit. "What's that?" Clawdeen asked, with salad in her mouth. "What I have here my furry friend, is a makeup kit." Lagoona said, while skipping to Clawdeen's kitchen counter. "I want to test my face mask skills." "Ok." said Clawdeen.

Later.....


"Are you ready?" Lagoona asked, holding a mirror. "Yeah." Clawdeen answered. Lagoona gave Clawdeen the mirror "Wow! Lagoona, I'm impressed." Clawdeen said, holding the mirror. "See you look like a hideous human." said Lagoona. "Thanks every ghoul wants to here that." Clawdeen said sarcastically. "Hey let's scare Draculaura." Clawdeen said, with a devious face. "Hey Draculaura. There's something down here!" Clawdeen shouted up the stairs.  "Ok!" Draculaura said coming down the stairs. "where's Clawdeen?" Draculaura asked Lagoona. Clawdeen jumped out from the corner to  scare Draculaura. "BOOOO!!!!!" Clawdeen screamed as she jumped out from the corner.  Draculaura stands and stares at Clawdeen as she screams. "Your not scared?" Clawdeen asked. "I saw Cleo with all her bandages off. there's nothing scary than that." Draculaura said. "Do you think I did a great job?" Lagoona asked Clawdeen. "You did a awesome job." Clawdeen said with a smile. "Uh Lagoona, is this glue?" Draculaura asked Lagoona with a nervous face. "Yeah." Lagoona answered. "This is Growling glue." Draculaura said. "Whats Growling glue?" Clawdeen asked. "It's this super sticky glue." Draculaura said. "Lagoona, did you use this to put it on Clawdeen's face?" Draculaura asked. "Yeah." Lagoona answered. "Lagoona! Why would you do that?" Clawdeen asked. "the label says, "Warning, do not make contact directly to skin or fur." Draculaura said with a curious face. "Sorry. I got distracted with the cute picture of the wolf." Lagoona cried.  "Call the company and see if they have anything to get this stuff off me."said Clawdeen. Lagoona grabbed her icoffin out of her purse and dialed the company's phone number. "Hello?" Lagoona said talking on her phone. "Ok...alright.....thank you." Lagoona said closing her phone. "She said they have one but there not sold at stores." said Lagoona. "I guess we have to drive all the way to Growling industries." said Clawdeen. "Oh aren't you going to the pageant tonight?" Draculaura said with a nervous face. "Oh I totally forgot!" Clawdeen shouted. "Me and goona can get there faster than a zombie." said Draculaura. "Ok, but you guys have to be quick." Clawdeen said tying to get the mask off.


Later at Monster High.....


"Clawdeen, you look hideous." said the host.  "I know but I promise I won't be like this forever. "We have it." Draculaura said holding a small little bottle.


Later......


"It's off." Lagoona said. "Oh Cleeooo!" Lagoona called. "Yes fish girl." Cleo answered. "I'm really good at makeup. Maybe I can do your makeup. For the beauty pageant." Lagoona lied. "Well.... OK." Cleo answered.

Later....
 
"And here comes our contestants. Clawdeen and Cleo. Cast your votes." said the host. "And the winner is...........Clawdeen!" The host shouted. "Sorry Cleo but you look hideous." Said the host. "What!?" Cleo shouted. Lagoona  held out a mirror. "Ahhhh! I'm hideous." Cleo screamed. Draculaura, Lagoona and Clawdeen laughed.

Monster High. Scare queen.

"Vote for me." Clawdeen passed posters. "Here, you guys." Clawdeen said happily. "Wow your trying to be voted scare queen?" Draculaura asked with a surprised look. "You got some guts in you gal" said Lagoona. "I'm going to try." Clawdeen said with a nervous look. Cleo walked over with a surprised face then laughed. "Ha ha ha! I would like to see you try. I've been scare queen 568 years in a row! Try to top that fur ball!" Cleo said with a chuckle, then she continued giving students more fliers, with an evil smile on her face. "I hope you beat her." Draculaura said with a frown. "Ooooh I just hate that walking trash talk bandage." Clawdeen growled. "After school let's try to get 2 dresses 1 for the prom is you don't win and 2 get a super scary glam dress if you win." Lagoona said with a smile.


Later at the Maul....


"Let's go to Screaming Beauty first." Draculaura said with excitement, jumping up and down. "Wow! Look at that!" Lagoona shouted. "Did you find a great dress?" Clawdeen asked. "Even better!" Lagoona yelled out with a big smile. "What can be better than a great prom dress?" Draculaura asked, with a confused face. "ACCESSORIES!" Lagoona yelled with excitement. "Wow I haven't seen such shiny jewelry." Clawdeen said, with a suprised look. "The main thing right now is the dress. let's come back later to find some jewelry to match a dress if we ever find one." Draculaura said with a smile. Cleo walked over with a frown. "Hello." Cleo said, pretending to be nice. "What do you want? you walking bandage." said Clawdeen. "Oh nothing really. I just want to say good luck!" said Cleo,with a lie. Cleo walked away, making a plan.  Clawdeen, Draculaura and Lagoona entered the dress store. "Ooooh I think that dress is perfect for you Lagoona." Clawdeen said, pointing at a hanger, and there was a blue dress with blue aqua colored sequins and velvet sleeves with jewels on the bottom of the dress, shaped like shells in light blue and pink. "That's perfect!" Lagoona yelled, with a big smile. "Oooh and look at this one." Draculaura said. she found a pretty pink and black dress. with black fabric and with heart shapes and bats. and with puffy shoulder cuffs. and it comes in black pumps with a little pink bow. "And that looks perfect for you Clawdeen." said Lagoona. pointing at the last dress with purple lace and little strands of gold lace. with a picture of a crescent moon on the front chest part of the dress. "I love this. Aw man it's to much." Clawdeen said with a big frown. "Well my daddy said this is for emergencies, this is definitely a emergency." Draculaura said with a serious look, holding a credit card. "Now let's go to Clanky Shoes. Lagoona said.


Later at Clanky Shoes.....



"Here we are." Lagoona said. "So many shoes." Clawdeen said with a nervous look. "Don't worry, we'll find the perfect shoes. said Draculaura. "Hey Lagoona! I found some shoes. what size are you?" Draculaura shouted. "I'm a size thirteen." said Lagoona. "Here try these on." Draculaura said handing over a pair of aqua colored shoes with gill patterns. "They fit!" Lagoona said with a surprised face. "And they look great." Clawdeen said with a big grin. "I found the perfect pair!" Clawdeen shouted, as she put on the pair of shoes that were purple high heels with a crescent moon key chain on the one strap. "It's perfect." said Clawdeen. "Now we can go to Shiny Things." said Lagoona.



Later at Shiny Things......



"Wow they're so expensive." said Clawdeen. Cleo walked by with a surprised face. "Wow you actually found a dress that suits you." Cleo said with a fake smile. "Can't find any jewelry that matches your dress hmmm?"Clawdeen said with a serious look. "WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT!? " Cleo shouted with a nervouse look. "Cleo." Clawdeen said, tapping her one finger on her arm. "I found this necklace." Cleo said, as she ran out the door. "Well we found lots of jewelry so I think were all wraped up here. lets go. said Lagoona.


Later at Monster High......


"Wow who decorated the gym for the prom?" said Draculara. "Frankie did." said Lagoona. the gym was decorated with paper ghosts and black and purple streamers. with a bat patterned table cloth and rubber snakes and spiders all around the gym. "Mmmm. look at all these snacks." said Lagoona. "And the punch is scary good." said Draculaura with a big grin. "Guys there anounsing the winner." Clawdeen said with a nervous look. "Smoothies, smoothies, smoo- I was testing the microphone." the teacher said. "Ahem, and the lucky ghoul that will be scare queen is......CLAWDEEN WOLF!!!" the teacher shouted. the students clapped for Clawdeen. Cleo was angry. "Do you think this is a joke!?" Cleo shouted. "I should be the one who get's that crown!" Cleo shouted. "Well I guess you failed your highness. Clawdeen said with a smile. "Congragulations Clawdeen. you finaly beat Cleo!" Draculaura yelled, jumping up and down. GO CLAWDEEN!!!!" said Frankie, Draculaura and Lagoona. THE END.

Monster High. Draculaura's sweet 1600th. By Heather Wilson. Winner 1/3

"You're invited and you're invited!" Draculaura skipped down the hallway passing out envelopes, "You guys have to come too!" she said, handing Clawdeen and Frankie both a pink and black envelope, covered in cobwebs.  "Oooh, what's this?" Frankie asked.  "An invitation to my sweet 1600th party!" Draculaura squealed, bouncing up and down.   "Wow girl, your dad is throwing you a party at Horror Hall?!" Clawdeen exclaimed, after opening her envelope and reading the ghastly invitation.  "I am so excited!  It's going to be freak-tastic!" Draculaura said, "Will you guys come with me to the Maul and help me find a new outfit?" she asked.  "As long as you're sure this party isn't going to be a snoozer like all the other parties your dad has thrown for you..." Clawdeen said, tapping her foot.  Cleo strolled down the hallway and laughed, "Oh yes, like that sub-standard fright fest at Muckie Fleas?" she said, flipping her hair over her shoulder,  "Oh, Cleo... that was ages ago! I was only 1200 then!" Draculaura said, "Besides, daddy promised it was going to be the most horrific birthday party ever!"

Later.... at the Maul...

"Not this one.... " a dress flew over the top of the dressing room stall, "Ughhh... no, this isn't right." another dress came over the top, "Ewwww... orange.."
Clawdeen sighed, "Any luck yet?" she asked.
Draculaura poked her head out from behind the dressing room curtain, "None of these are right... oh, I'm never going to find the right dress!" she moaned.  "Don't worry, Laura... we can check that new store by the food court... Ghastly Gorgeous... I'm sure they'll have something." Frankie said with a smile.  "Oooh, did you say food court??  I'm famished!" Clawdeen said, "That's a great idea, Frankie.  I'll be right out!" Draculaura said, her head disappearing back behind the changing room curtain.  

"Can you guys wait a sec?" Clawdeen asked as they walked through the food court toward Ghastly Gorgeous, "I just want to get a steak to go." 
"A stake??!!" Draculaura looked around nervously.  Clawdeen rolled her eyes, "A..S-T-E-A-K! Not a stake!  I'm starving." 
"Ok, Clawd... we'll just meet you over at the store, alright?" Frankie said, taking Draculaura arm as they continued toward the store. 
"Oh my gosh....  Frankie.... that's it!"  Draculaura said, stopping dead in her tracks.  "What-....  what's it?" Frankie asked.  Draculaura pointed toward the window display at Ghastly Gorgeous, inside there was a long pink and black dress, fringed with lacy black cobwebs and small dangling jewels shaped like spiders and bats.  "That's the dress!  I have to get that dress for my party... it's perfect!!" she exclaimed.   Cleo walked out of the store at just that moment, "Hi girls, any luck finding a dress?" she asked with a fake smile, "I found the perfect one..." she said, reaching into the Ghastly Gorgeous bag she was holding and pulling out Draculaura's dress from the window display. "I figure if your party is going to be as 'freak-tastic' as you say it is, I might as well make an appearance.  Ta-ta!" she said, waving her fingers as she walked away.
Frankie pushed Draculaura chin up with her finger, shutting her mouth.  "Don't worry... I'm sure we'll find another dress." she said softly.   "She took..... my dress." Draculaura sniffed.  "What's up?" Clawdeen asked, chewing on a piece of steak.  "CLEO TOOK MY DRESS!!!" Draculaura sobbed. 

"What dress?" Clawdeen asked and Frankie pointed to the one in the window.  "But that's perfect for you, Draculaura.  Why would Cleo-.... Oooohhh... she makes me want to howl." Clawdeen said, shaking her head.  "Well, why can't you wear it too??" she asked, "We're getting that dress for you!" Clawdeen said, grabbing Draculaura's hand and dragging her into the store behind her.  

At the party....

"I sure hope this party doesn't turn me into a zombie." Cleo said with a laugh, her arm draped around Deuce's.  "Hey...." Deuce said as they walked into the Horror Hall, "Draculaura's dress looks....  familiar." 
Cleo gasped, "She didn't!  How could she?!!" 
Draculaura smiled and hurried over, "Hi guys, thanks for coming.  Oh Cleo, I hope you don't mind... but I really loved this dress and Clawd said that... well, since it was my birthday and all... well, she didn't think you'd mind.  You don't mind do you?"   Cleo gritted her teeth, "Not at all..." she muttered.

   
"Time for cake!" a voice said behind Cleo and Cleo turned around quickly, finding herself face to face with a giant 3 tiered pink cake, "I can't see where I'm goi-... Ooooff." the cake tipped off the platter and landed on Cleo's head, covering her from head to toe in pink gooey icing.  "Oh, no....  I'm sorry." Clawdeen said with a smirk, holding the empty platter.  "I didn't see you there." 
"Oh, I'm sure you didn't!" Cleo shouted.  "Cleo, don't get upset.  It was just an accident, and we can still have a good time." Draculaura said with a smile.  " A good time?!  Look at me!!... I'm covered in this pink.... AUGH!!" Cleo grabbed a glop of pink frosting and flung it at Draculaura, it landed in the middle of her face.  "Heeyyy." Draculaura grabbed some cake off the floor and flung it back at Cleo, but Cleo dunked and it hit Clawdeen instead.  "Ohhhh... you didn't." Clawdeen said, scooping up some frosting and throwing it back at Draculaura, but it splattered on Deuce... and soon enough everyone was involved in a cake flinging battle. 

Later...

Draculaura laughed, picking frosting out of her hair.  "Thanks guys," she said, wrapping her arms around Clawdeen and Frankie. "That was the best sweet 1600th ever!"  she giggled, sliding on some cake on the floor.  "Hmm... you think Cleo will ever get all that pink frosting washed off?" Clawdeen asked and they all laughed. 

At Cleo's house...

"Scrub harder you slaves!!" Cleo yelled, soaking in a gold bathtub up to her chin. "I'm still pink!!  I refuse to be piiiinnnnnnnkkkkkkkk!!"